Take credit for everything. Do none of it.
Your personal task force. AI handles the research. Humans handle the parts where you need to argue with someone who's contractually obligated to say no.

Schedule dentist for the kids
Dispute the ER bill from December
Get 3 quotes for the back fence
real-world transactions
tasks completed
background-checked humans
hours saved
Ducks harmed
This is what handled looks like.
You didn't make a single call.
We want you to do the minimum.
Text it, type it, forward the email your wife sent you three weeks ago. We'll figure it out.

Finally: a productivity tool that requires you to do less, not more.
Built for:
You've tried every AI tool. None of them can pick up a phone.
AI handles the research. Humans handle the parts where you need to argue with someone who's contractually obligated to say no.
Sound familiar?
AI that drafts emails you rewrite anyway
Automations that notify you things are overdue (thanks, you know)
Chatbots that "can't complete that action"
Productivity apps that give you more to manage, not less
A to-do list that's been "syncing" across 4 platforms for a year
Duckbill does this.
Your kid's dentist appointment. Booked.
Your fence quotes. Three of them, in your inbox.
Your insurance claim. $847 back.
Your pediatrician. Takes your plan, has openings this month.
The streaming service nobody watches. Canceled.
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“Duckbill’s hybrid AI- and human-powered personal assistant tackles everyday ‘life admin’ tasks… allowing users to offload everything from appointment scheduling to event planning.”
“It’s a virtual assistant service for busy adults.”

“In the past few weeks, it’s saved me hours of [searching] and it’s spared me stress, but most importantly it’s made me feel like my life is finally in order.”
Dads are saying things
Mostly good. Some still in shock.
"My wife asked me to find a dentist. I said 'on it.' 20 minutes later it was booked. She still doesn't know."
— Dad who peaked
"I've been 'about to call the pediatrician' for three months. Duckbill did it in one afternoon."
— Recovering procrastinator
"They got my insurance to reverse an $847 ER charge. I'd been 'meaning to call' since December."
— Dad of two, newly $847 richer
"My to-do list had 47 things on it. Now it has 12. The other 35 are someone else's problem."
— Busy Parent
First month free. Seriously.
If you hate it, cancel. We'll even cancel it for you.
Household
Then $169/mo
~8 to 12 tasks per month
- 2 member accounts
- She gets one too